Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Barsexuality is the new black.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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