omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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