Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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