she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
The ass gains better be worth it
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