I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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