Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
