doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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