Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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