Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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