LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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