so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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