She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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