...so i touched it.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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