Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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