I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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