david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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