omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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