Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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