It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
