I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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