if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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