Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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