so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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