I wanna passion pit in your ass
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
It's shark week go big or go home
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
