She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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