I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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