wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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