I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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