Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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