You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
where does the pee come out of this thing
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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