I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My vagina is officially offended.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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