that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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