Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
