how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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