I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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