We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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