let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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