He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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