NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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