I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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