only if we run a train.
done.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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