The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize