Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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