How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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