is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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