There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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