summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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