@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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