i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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