I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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