well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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