shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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