He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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