That's intense
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
it's great music for shaving your balls
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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