Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she peed on how many people?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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